
facemelting spicyness



Our selected food items - fish, veges, several varieties of mushrooms, were dropped into what seemed to be a bubbling broth of chilli, peppercorns, and hydrochloric acid. The broth was the colour of blood.
The facemeltingness of the 'food' we attempted to consume I can confirm with three words:
Hot (temperature) - any item i dished into my bowl I had to leave for atleast five if not 30mins before I could let it near myself. The table had a built in gas element and the large bowl was sunk into the table, so the noxious potion bubbled madly right in your face.
Hot (spice) - not only the mega chilli hit, but some of the hottest peppercorns i've been in the same room as. These gave the hotness a roundness which produced a sensation much like a soccer ball coated in battery acid being inflated within the mouth
Hot (the above combined) - i was only expecting spicy hot, but the temperature factor inflated the experience to ridiculous levels. The soccer ball coated in battery acid was kicked in there by Satan, and as such was on fire, and so was my face. The tingling sensation usually typical of the chilli eating experience was more akin to a bunch of highly skilled rats playing soccer with the aforementioned ball.
Em chickened out early on in the experience because she thought the whole fish they chucked in was alive at the time, and also because she feared for her life. There was no sign of the fish within about 30 secs - I think it just dissolved. I did a bit better, but the main thing is we're still alive folks. Some young locals had their photos taken with us, and heartily said "Welcome to Chengdu!". The rest of the restaurant, including a little girl perhaps 7 who kept coming over to our table to try her english on us, a cleaning lady who came over to check on us a few times and stir our broth, were keeping close tabs on the colour of our faces with much amusement.
Yet another factor confirming that these people are indeed crazy.




sts - alot of fun. A girl perhaps 8 years old was chatting to me in Chinese, and I managed to say "I dont speak Mandarin" to her in Mandarin. She proceeded to give me a lesson, pointing at things and telling me the words for them. Fish in the canal, statue of dragon etc. She was entertained by the fact she was smarter than me I think.

























































